The stepNEWS is the best part of the day for me because news is hilarious….
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Colorado Woman Punches, Urinates Near $30M Painting
A Colorado woman was arrested after pulling down her pants and punching a $30 million painting — before urinating against it. Carmen Tisch, 36, is accused of causing $10,000 worth of damage to the Clyfford Still oil-on-canvas last week at a Denver museum dedicated to the late abstract artist.
Caught on Tape: Man Attacks Cop After Traffic Stop
An officer in East Baltimore was attacked in the aftermath of a traffic stop.
Boy, 15, Arrested For Drunk Driving in Michigan
Arrests for drunk driving are down nationwide, but in Troy, the arrest of one driver is making headlines. That’s because the driver is only 15 years old, and he was picked up behind the wheel at 2:45 in the morning.
Thief Returns Christmas Presents
A man caught on camera stealing a family’s Christmas presents returned what he stole
Massachusetts mom asks police to arrest bickering kids
SALEM – A Massachusetts woman fed up with her bickering children called police and asked responding officers to arrest two of them.
Video: Mummers Brawl Caught On Tape
The annual festivities in Philadelphia’s Mummers Parade on New Year’s Day turned violent, after people brawled during the annual event.
Dad: High Teens Destroyed Family Cars
A father in New Jersey says teens who might have been high on a legal drug, Sonic Boom, destroyed two cars that were Christmas presents for his two daughters.
Video: Flyers Fans Attack Rangers Fans After Winter Classic
It’s another black eye for Philadelphia sports fans as three men in Flyers jerseys beat two Rangers fans in front of a Philly cheesesteak landmark.