Here’s the news…and it turs out that it is as genius as you’d expect it to be….every story delicately chosen to express the stupidity that is people….
Pharmacy Refused to Sell Plan B to Man
John Melbourne of Texas attempted to buy the emergency contraception known as Plan B in November, but the pharmacy technician at a Mesquite, Texas refused to sell it to him because he was a man. According to the Federal Drug Administration’s guidelines emergency contraception is available to anyone over the age of 17 – male or female – without a prescription.
Jail Employee Busted For Sex With Inmate
A Chula Vista, California jail employee was arrested for consensual sex with a federal inmate.
TN Man Drops Bag Of Meth When Buying Sudafed, Leeds To His Arrest
A man and his three friends were arrested Wednesday after he was denied Sudafed at a CVS. The store manager also found a bag of meth left in the area of the store where the suspect had been. 37-year-old Michael Koger was denied Sudafed at the CVS pharmacy.
Police: Man tortured girlfriend for 6 days
Police say they are seeking a dangerous man who tortured a 31-year-old woman and her 6-year-old daughter for six days inside a Tampa home.
Florida Man Attacks Cop While Wearing Darth Vader Mask
A drunk man dressed as Darth Vader in Florida went wild when a police officer asked him to move because he was lying in the middle of the street.
Man Claims He’s the Devil & God, Created White People
A driver who led police on a pursuit in Arizona and crashed into two squad cars has been arrested on multiple counts. Police said that as Abeita was being pulled from his car, the suspect “made comments to officers that he was the devil, he was God, and that he created white people and white people were messing up his land.”
90-Year-Old Survives Shootout With Burglar
A 90-Year-Old former sheriff from Northern California survived a home invasion and shoot out.
Video: Massachusetts clerk pistol-whipped
LAWRENCE – A store clerk was pistol-whipped in Lawrence. Police are hoping surveillance footage can help them find the attacker.