I was walking down the street yesterday and the cops pulled me over. I thought I was for sure getting arrested for posting the Vanessa Hudgens nude pics from when she was 17, or something similar, like having sex with 17 year olds, but they just wanted to lecture me on the dangers of Jay Walking and threaten me with a ticket and the funny thing in all that is that when they were doing that to me….half a block up the street some asian or native looking motherfucker was pushing a chubby young blonde girl while screaming in her face that he has the money while she held her opened hand out with crack rock in it….reminding me that police really have their priorities in check…maybe they should forget the crack whores getting beaten and hand out some talking on your cell phone tickets to drivers…idiots…
Yes that is all that happened to me this weekend. I only left the house once. Hermit.
Here’s some morning links to get the party started…
Meanwhile in India…. – VIDEO
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25 Biggest Female Wedgies in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Hotness
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Car Surfing Is Really Fucking Dangerous – VIDEO
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Emily Addison is Everywhere
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Ahhhhh Nicole Sparks
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David O. Russell Fondled His Transgender Niece’s Breasts, Claims It Was Consensual
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Ohhhhh Yeaaaahhh
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Big Tittied Teen Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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The 100 Sexiest Album Covers of All Time
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How to: Waste $2000+ Dollars on the Complete Bullshit, Thanks to Kate Gosselin
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Bitch Shits in Supermarket – Amazing
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