I’m still drinking from last night….and I’ve figured out the root of my drinking…it’s coffee. If I have a coffee at 8 at night, I usually can’t fall asleep like a normal person, so I start drinking to take me down a notch, then the drinking leads to a cocaine….which leads to more drinking…which leads to getting kicked out of bars….or getting in trouble by cops for climbing up fire escapes to watch ex girls I fucked sleep at 5 am…and sometimes, very rarely, it leads to back alley blowjobs, but I’ve been finding it harder and harder to get it up for these crackwhores, I’m too luxurious to congregate with trash like that…
Here’s the morning hangover dump…even though it’s still night time to me…
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