My new pickup line in bars is “We’re friends on facebook, I know this cuz I totally jerked off to your bikini pics last night….Totally”…
Hasn’t worked out too well for me yet, but I’m relying on some not so uptight cunt who is into guys jerkng off to her on FB…even though we all know eevery girl with a bikini pic loves guys jerking off to her on FB…to be the person I use it on…so far I’ve just had to deal with bitches who acted grossed out and appalled and asked me my name so they could delete me…even though we were never FB friends to begin with….that was the whole joke behind the pick-up line…dumb bitch…now let me put your nude pics ont he internet….
Now I think is a good time to tell you to ADD ME TO FACEBOOK….magic sometimes happens there…friendships are made, sex is recruited, laughs while talking to your computer screeen as if it is another person….you know the deal….
Here are the stepLINKS…
When Sexy Pool Posing Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Tila Tequila is Converting to Jewish….
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Heather Locklear Retrospective to Remember Her as She Tries to Overdose to Join her Career in HEaven
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Live Web Cam Sluts. This Weekend Will Be the Best Ever
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Some Daisy Lowe Photoshoot
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Exclusive Contraband Movie Review
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The best 90 Seconds of a Girl in Leggings Pretending to be a Raccoon that You Will See Today
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Some Cheerleader Whores….
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Steamy Body Painted Jerseys on Bitches
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Her Name is Amelia C and She Loooks Ameliamazing Naked
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Natacha Peyre’s Tits and Looks Make Up For Her Weird Name
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Charis Boyle Says It’s Martini Time! (Scroll Down For Killer Pics)
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10 Games That Need To Be Made Into An Adult Film
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Erin Heatherton Topless Supermodel Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Madonna Just Shut Lady Gaga the Fuck Down and Rightfully So
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More Nicole Scherzinger Mexico Vacation
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Friday Sexy
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Big Tittied Teen Masterbates On Her Bed
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Some Zoe Saldana in a One Piece….
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Dude Serves Tea Like a Boss
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Crazy Bitch with a Snowman Phobia
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Little Caprice Has a Young Tight Body I Want to Fuck
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Everything to Know About Destiny Newton
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Stacey Keibler Looks Good and Stays Quiet
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Guess Which Fat Fucking Cooking Show Has type 2 Diabetes?
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Been Awhile Since We Hade Some Bar Refaeli
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Black Lively in a Hot Dress With Future Celeb Slut Jailbait Chloe Moretz
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Religious People Are Fucking Retarded of the Day
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Ahhhhh Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Georgia Salpa Lingerie Hotness
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Booty Girls Get Wiped Out – VIDEO
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Crackhead Calls the Cops After Buying Fake Drugs Hahaha WTF
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Eden and Monique Get It On – VIDEO
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Evan Rachel Wood is Topless for Fashion
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Kimberly Kato is Slutty
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Playboy Girls Get Slutty in Chicago
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this Slut is Waaaaayyy to Skinny
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Kaitlin Monte – Miss New York – 2012 Miss America Preliminary
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Virginia Sun is Virginia Slim…And Naked
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And MORE Bar Refaeli
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Bailey Kline is Oh So Sexy
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Arianny Celeste Poses in a Bikini
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Jessica Alba in Tight Mom Jeans
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Big Black Naked Hot Fucking tits
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Russian Pres Conference and the Case of the Flying Dildo
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Some Rihanna in Concert
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This is THE GREATEST NEWS EVER
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Man vs Baby Shark
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I Love Spread Assholes and Stretched Out Pussy
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Black Friday in Japan is Insane
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Anna Rubik Modeling Some Shit
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Two Bitches Studying Each Other’s Pussies With Their Tongue
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From the stepFORUM
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Rosie Jones Topless at the Beach in Miami
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Emily Scott Amazing Topless
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Marina de Melo Caught Topless in the Dressing Room
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Demi Lovato Posts Her Big Cleavage Pic on Twitter
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Jessica Alba’s Hot Little Body in Jeans
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Caalina Otalvaro Stars Photoshoot is Sexy
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Alice Goodwin Topless Photoshoot
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