Here’s some great stuff going on in the NEWS….the world is insane…doomed and really entertaining…
Alleged Rape Victim Arrested For Not Testifying
An alleged rape victim in San Antonio was arrested for failing to show as a witness for the defense in the trail of an alleged rapist.
Arizona Man Wants Cheating Wife Prosecuted By Police For Cheating
An Arizona man learned that adultery is a crime in Arizona and had his wife arrested when condoms went missing.
Man Followed Home From Strip Club And Robbed
A Connecticut man was followed home from Kahoots strip club and robbed when a pair of men saw him flashing money at the club.
Student Disciplined For Report On Bomb Building
An Oklahoma school called police after giving a student compliments on an paper he wrote about how to build a pressure bomb.
Paris Art Gallery Outraged By Models
The Musee d’Orsay in Paris is threatening legal action against the French lingerie company Etam as part of a flash ad campaign.
Deputy Caught on Video Striking Woman
Internal investigations were under way today into an incident involving a 42-year-old woman seen in a video being struck by a Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy on a bus in Bellflower.
Beer Theft Fails Because Of Getaway Vehicle
A pair of beer thieves in Texas learned the hard way that an RV doesn’t make a good getaway car when committing a crime. The two criminals were quickly arrested.
Transplant Heart Dropped
A pair of clumsy medics dropped a transplant heart moments after the helicopter transporting the donor organ landed in a Mexico City.