Blue Monday didn’t kill me….either did last night’s drinking…but it probably will…
I wish someone figured out how to farm women like McDonalds farms chickens…Breast heavy, caged and unable to run…
I don’t know what that means, but I hope I don’t get a herpes outbreak before the AVN awards….it’ll make hooker fucking not all that challenging….cuz herpes to them is just part of business
Here’s some morning links while I deal with my morning dying on the inside….
This Must Be What It Looks Like When You Fly – VIDEO
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20 Most Unimaginable Flukes of Nature in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Sexiness to Tuesday
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Yvonne Strahovski Pulls an Ashley Greene for Bottled Beverage
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Work Out Chick FAIL – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Big Titted Slut in a Barely There Bikini
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Kim Kardashian & Kris Jenner Busted Faking Scenes in Dubai
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The Best Live Cam Shows, This I Promise You
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Girl Shoves Four Fingers Up Her Ass
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The 15 Hottest Women at the 2012 Golden Globes
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Some Dude Kicked Some Old Ladie’s Ass At a Chuck E Cheese. True Story
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The Source for the Best Porn on the Internet
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