Rihanna’s wearing some silver bathing suit that I like to pretend represents her status in the world…you know second rate, but the truth is the bitch won the fucking lottery and when you factor in her level of talent….it really brings that first place winner now a millionaire celebrity point home….And the good news is I like staring at bitches in bikinis….so it all works out in the end….and unfortunately…this is the only currency I have….cuz I’m the real loser in all this…but I do it anyway…and that’s ok…
Here are some shots she put up on twitter like a good girl seeking attention