You’d think being the low level celebrities Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are…they wouldn’t have to do Duck Face, they’d have facial expression coaches and make-up artists to prevent a face I’ll never understand….mainly because it never looks good…
I just assume the bitches doing it think it pouts their lips, and gives them good texture by stretching them out the right way…all big lipped ig eyed big dreams….but it looks like they are high school girls prepping a Myspace profile back when Myspace still existed….
Guys want O-Face…or Dick Sucking Face…or Cum on My Face Face…we don’t want this shit…even when we get that Tisdale is a monster and should be walking around with a burlap sack on her head…but that’s no fucking excused…..
BONUS
Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens on Jay Leno the other day….She’s not wearing a short enough skirt for me to see her panties that her 5 o’clock shadow cuz she’s a hairy little monkey who needs to shave her vagina twice a day…and we know this cuz we’ve all seen it…and liked it…cuz pubic hair makes us feel like men….but I’ll post the pics anyway…