I was involved in a natural disaster last night…I fell off a sidewalk while drunk and landed on my back….and now I can’t jerk off on webcam for all my female fans….that don’t exist…what I can do is drink a glass of my morning piss to try not to waste any remnants of last nights alcoholism….I don’t know what I’m talking about…
At least this guy’s got it all figured out….
Here’s the Morning links…
Race Car Crash, Fire and Escape – VIDEO
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15 Most Savage Mascot Fights in Sports History
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little More Sexy
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Super Sexy Hidden Camera
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I’d Like a Little Piece of Miss Leila
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Ke$ha’s Just Your Average, Everyday, Penis Costume-Loving Praying Mantis
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Live Web Cams, Make the Most of Them
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Big Booded amateur Slut Gets Dirty On Camera
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The 25 Most Despicable Cops In Movies
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