Here’s a story that’s not a story….of a paparazzi with an awkward voice asking Kate Upton if she’d ever date a normal guy, which she ignored, probably because the dude was a leprochaun and she’s not ready to deal with that St Patrick’s day shit…or maybe a cartoon character that should, if he’s not already, work doing voice overs…I am a good judge of talent and this motherfucker is the next Sponge Bob Square Pants….
I’m only digging this video because Kate Upton proves to be a cunt who has no time for the little people…literally….and because her ass doesn’t look as disgusting as I know it is going to in the years to come…so take in the diva cunt behavior…cuz it won’t be long before one of you will be figthing her for the last french fry at the all you can eat buffet….
Seriously.
On a sidenote, I’ve decided to only fuck girls with modeling contracts, I’ll let you know how that works out.