Implants save shitty tits….you know I was never an implant fan, because all the implants I ever fucked or jerked off on were just too big, but I was recently made a believer, that a solid B Cup implant is pretty much fucking perfection….There’s still enough natural to it to not be two little tennis ball titties….so ripping into this playboy playmate turned nerd masturbation fodder by pretending to like their bullshit….for having fake tits Ryan Seacrest didn’t get enough use out of is not gonna happen….especially since she’s got a hot pussy to match…I guess that makes me a fan of a bitch I shouldn’t really be a fan of cuz I get her lie…and I like to protect nerds everywhere from bitches who will eat them up and spit them out….but who fucking cares…here she is playing ping pong on the beach.