I only like paparazzi pics when they feel like paparazzi pics…and by feeling like papaprazzi pics I mean feel like peeping tom pics…cuz the whole industry is such a pile of fucking shit and with the digi cam and cellphone camera taking over….and the fact that all these idiot celebs want to be on the sites and in the mags…they stage the pussy flashes and tit slips and a good old fashioned, unwanted pic, the kind that killed Princess Diana just doesn’t happen….You know when the paparazzi get a bitch as she’s shitting in a field on a road trip…like shit scandals are made of…
So this is as close as we’re getting to that today…creeper through the fence, big ass in tight pants, the John Ritter killer edition.