Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not hungover.

So I have nothing to say here. Otherwise it’d be a lie…a huge fucking lie….I mean unless I am hungover….and I’m just so used to it…that hangovers is what makes me feel normal….but normally I’m convulsing in the corner, my heart about to explode, unable to move….but maybe that’s not a hangover, but serious disease I write off as hangover….while the groggy, miserable, puking up bile that’s become my normal morning ritual is the hangover and not just me feeling normal…

All this to say the whole thing is very confusing, stressful, and the reason I’m drinking whiskey right now.

Fuck you friday.

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day March 16th, 2012