There was a time when I thought Shannon Elizabeth was fucking hot…That time was back in her first and pretty much last movie role tha counted…being the exchange student in American Pie….she had good fake tits and a hot body…
Now I don’t give a fuck about the American Pie comeback, I know it is a cash grab that will likely fucking suck harder than the first movies did, but more importantly harder than their straight to DVD series of trying to milk Eugene Levy as hard as his thick eyebrows let them…..
…and I sure as hell don’t give a fuck about Shannon Elizabeth, a virtual nobody in her mid to late 30s who doesn’t fucking matter, but I do believe in the power of video and pictures, allowing us to reflect on a bitch that was and not a bitch that is.
So I’m not excited about how she looked making her first public appearance since Clinton was president…I’m just reminded that I wanted to fuck her and that’s why I’m bothering with this shit….
The truth is that American Pie should be taking full page ads out on the site to promote this movie…but I’m just not the kind of guy those 50,000 dollar a week ad sales campaigns happen to. But I should be…..just like Shannon Elizabeth should be 25 again.