Fuck the weekened and the boat it rode in on….Everyday is fucking summer vacation for me, you suckers…So when you all write “Happy Monday” or “Monday Morning Blues”, you know your idiotic Garfield poster that says “Monday’s Aren’t Lasagna” bullshit….all over facebook…..It’s still weekend for me…
It is called leeching off a fat lonely wife and wasting your time with a stupid fucking blog that is the best thing to happen to the internet, but the internet just doesn’t know it yet….
I’m like a real housewife, the ghetto, project, one room basement apartment, version.
I’ve been drinking for days, trying to fuck 20 year old sluts in crotch high skirts and I intend on continuing that for the rest of the week….maybe even the year…or the rest of my life….whichever comes first…
cuz hangovers don’t fucking exist….we just keep on trucking….
Fuck you and your office job. You conformist hack. I’m sure your dad is proud you’re gonna live the same shitty life he did. Sucker.
Here are some links….
A Confusing and Weirdo Old Timey Video Starts Our Monday Off – VIDEO
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The 40 Hottest Female Sports Ever
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Free Cam Shows For Your Blue Monday
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Ahhhhhh Norm Macdonald. You Really Can’t Beat His Awesomness
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Tara Babcock Has a Whole Lot Going On, Trust Me
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If You’re In The Mood For Some Morning Disgustingness, I Have It Right Here For You
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Live Web Cam Shows, You Know You Want It
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Gotta Love a Hot Blonde Amateur – VIDEO
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Tweet Dreams: Jessica Burciaga’s Hottest Twitpics
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