I fell in love with pictures of a Polish model named Magdalena Frackowiak yeserday….because she’s ridiculously hot….and because for someone like me who is borderline autistic, socially awkward, and most of the time drunk, falling in love with inanimate objects is far more fun than falling in love with real people, cuz real people just disappoint and 98 percent of the time aren’t really cool or interesting…..but falling in love with an object…that shit gets you noticed….like the time I had a 3 day long relationship with a bucket full of cooked spaghetti noodles….catching me consomating the relationship brought laughs to all…or that time I had a year long relationship with a breast implant my crackhead friend stole from the hospital he stole his pills from….
Either way, Magdalena needs to be a bigger deal…let’s do our part by masterbating to her little, skinny, model tits.