Cheryl Cole is the hot bitch with Prison tattoos who became famous in the UK by fucking and marrying some star footballer, like some kind of self serving whore who uses her vagina to get ahead, you know for the sake of her shitty Bar Mitzvah caliber contrived girl band called Girls Aloud, before going onto judge X-Factor, bringing serious hotness to an otherwise boring show, only to be replaced in America by that dude Nicole Scherzinger, forcing her to re-evaluate her high school drop out, white trash career, and relaunch in America with a solo career….a solo career that invovles videos of her in her panties….dancing around like it is not too late. I’m into it.