I jus spent the last 3 hours at the welfare office trying to get my disabled cuz she’s a fat, lazy slob, who blames being a fat and lazy slob on a work injury over a decade ago, when in reality she is just a fat lazy slob, but I don’t complain cuz she gets 75% of her salary for doing nothing….and I get to steal from her allowing me to do nothing too.
I got called a racist by the workers, I flirted with some 18 year old teen runaway by talking about my wife’s sour vagina, I took a swig of some booze from some other low life…..and I didn’t get what I wanted….on all fronts…but I still think I was in heaven….lowlife heaven….I want to move in there.
Here are some links….to start the internet day….
10 Great Pranks To Play on Your Friends.
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Jessica Alba in Pro Wrestling? Hmmmm
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Free Cam Shows. Make The Most of Them
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Tara Babcock is OMG
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Rihanna Wants Us to Respect Her Privacy, So Here She is Naked Under a Trenchcoat in Public
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Text and Walk – VIDEO
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Live Cam Shows, Get It, Get It
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Now THAT is One Gaping Asshole – VIDEO
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Cabin in the Woods” Actress Anna Hutchison
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