I have no idea who Felicity Jones is….I got so far as figuring out she’s an actress from the UK before realizing I actually don’t give a fuck about who she is or what she has done…see I won’t ever meet her, I’ll never have to pretend I care about what she does for a living in efforts to get in her pants, we won’t have small talk, I won’t ask her about her trip on some socially conscious project she’s working on….my only real relationship with her is looking at pics of her….in photoshoots….that she looks awesome in….and I’m good with keeping it at that….