RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Dick Clark Edition of the Day

Don’t worry people….Dick Clark isn’t dead….They just want you to think he is…..He has just given up this body now that his clone body in the form of Ryan Seacrest can fully accept his soul…..

I get that you’d be nervous cuz if you’re like me….Dick Clark was a leader, perpetually ringing in the New Year like clockwork…because I guess it was clockwork….The guy was an offensive host…. filled with boyish good looks…..even into his 80s….and he did it in a way that didn’t make us wish he was dead…like we do with his new host body….

His last body was 82..luckily he is eternal….unfortunately….Ryan Seacrest was into this idea cuz he loves “Dick”…..

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Dick Clark Edition of the Day April 18th, 2012