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Malin Akerman is half naked in Maxim….I assume because Maxim is depserate to stay relevant and will take anyone they can get their handsd on…even a bitch who was only popular a couple of years ago because of her fanboy friendly role as a superhero….something Maxim is well aware of…hoping that that she’s got enough of those fanboy fans to buy up enough of their magazine to keep them afloat another month…because fanboy fans, as you know, since you are probably one…..are heavily obsessed, have a hard time letting go, have no social skills and have generally never had sex because they are too busy chronic masturbating and building models…..meaning if they were her fan once…they are her fan always….it is like a marriage…sexless, depressing, one sided, and pretty much a fucking prison sentence….until going to a Comicon, realizing she isn’t the person you built her up to be, making you come to your senses and use your nerd powers to make billions and thus spend the rest of your life banging supermodels…not no name celebs who were once super heros….fuck her…and fuck Maxim too.
I bet they try to sue me.
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