Michelle Hunziker is the hottest thing to come out of Switzerland since chocolote, expensive watches, neutrality, and Swiss bank accounts used to hide your fortunes…..a fortune that Michelle Hunziker hides in her bikini…because the miracle of this bitch is that she’s the mom of a fucking 16 or 17 year old….making them both legal to fuck in Canada…making them both the hottest mom/daughter threesome fetish since Shauna Sand and her 12 year old…..or Dina and Lindsay Lohan coke fueled orgy….or Kris and Kim Kardashian all filled with fat and tacky glamor….or Angelina Jolie and her army of asian babies that would be hookers in their home country if it wasn’t for her….I don’t know I’m not good at this game…but I am good at looking at the Hunziker bitch in a bikini….and apparently she’s good at being in a bikini