Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie or bathing suits or whatever the fuck these are and she looks fucking hot…you know the kind of girl I’d agree to meet off the internet, even though I have a strict policy of not meeting anyone off the internet, because the internet scares me and is filled with abnormal people…..and it makes me nervous when they are posing as hot bitches….willing to meet me…cuz either they aren’t hot bitches at all….or if they happen to be hot bitches…they sure as hell aren’t stable…I attract the weird ones even via blog post….and I just don’t wanna get murdered….I mean unless it is by Irina Shayk, but she’s no longer in that territory…she’s all famous and snobby and wanted by rich and famous dudes….the days of ordering her Russian ass out of a catalog are done….Sad.