I have a new pick-up line…It goes like this…..
I used to fuck you mom like a mad man but then she got old and fat, now you’re 18 and perfect, come here and sit on your stepdaddy’s lap
It is nice cuz I don’t have to leave the house to use it…Hasn’t got me laid yet, but I’ve seen a lot of ass and titty everytime I accidentally walk in their bedroom….and I use the word accidentally loosely….
It sounds creepier than it is….no wait…it’s about that creepy…Here are the stepLINKS!
Teen Mom’s NewTits in Bikini
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Anja Rubik is a Sexy Model Type
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Kim Kardashian Fat Pussy Upskirt Getting Out Of Car
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Fun in a 21st Century Sandbox
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Kesha Trying to be Hot in Nothing But an American Flag
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This is a Cool Fucking Skate Video
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The Hot Bitches of the Summer X-Games
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Funn Gun Accidents!
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So John Travolta May Or May Not Have Molested A Man Over Hamburgers
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The 25 Best Hollywood Actors Under 25
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Jessica-Jane Clement Is Almost TOO Hot
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Ahhhhhh Mila Junis
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I’d Like to Be All Over Carol
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40 Photos Of Chicks Showing Off Their Tramp Stamps
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Free Cam Shows. It Makes a Bad Day Better
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The Time Gwenyth Paltrow Told Courtney Love She Was Fat
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This Slut Doesn’t Need a Cock to Get Herself Off
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The Ladies of the Summer X Games
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Joan Smalls Kinda Looks Like Zoe Saldana
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Mandy Moore See Thru With Pokies
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13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever (VERY NSFW)
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A Bunch of Sluts at the MET Costume Gala
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Are You On the WALL OF CONDOMS?
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Elizabeth Banks is Hot and Chose Not to Ruin Her Vagina with a Baby
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Kelly Bensimon Has No Ass
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Larissa Riquelme Nude for Sexy Magazine
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Candice Swanepoel Topless for Vogue Italy
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Gotta Love Some Self Shot Booty
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Bar Refaeli’s new lingerie line looks comfortable
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Hello Lexi Bellle
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Would You Eat the Penis Fish
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Big Toy for a Small Girl
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Ex-Bodyguard Claims That Michael Jackson Was High And He Asked That Randy Jackson Be Shot!!
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Cool Street Drummer and His Hippie Groupie Weirdo
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Heidi and Trina Get It On
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Mexican Presidential Debate Nearly Ruined By Excessive Cleavage
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Summer Brielle Taylor Fingers Dani Daniels Pink
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Playboy Amateur Lindsay Knight’s Sexy Shoot
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I Love Big Slits in Dresses
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Ashley Greene, Just Because
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Carmen Electra is Photoshopped
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This is the Weirdest Self Defense Promo Video Ever
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I’d Like to Bang This Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
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Adriana Lima is Always Easy on the Eyes
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More John Travolta Homo/Lawsuit Rumors
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One of the Funniest KOs
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The Best Fail Faces in Sports
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Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong
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Cameron Diaz is Fucking Hot
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FROM THE stepFORUM
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Drew Barrymore in a Shitty Photoshoot
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Kristen Bell in a Shitty Photoshoot
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Monica Bellucci Behind the Scenes with her Tits
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Tulisa Bitch and her FHM Shoot Despite her Fatness
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Miranda Cosgrove Photoshoot
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Karolina Kurkova Has a Lot of Back
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Octomom Nadya Suleman
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stepSMUT!
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Car Backseat Fuck
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Lesbian Workout Fetish
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A whole bunch of porn MadamMeow Masturbated To Today
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Upskirt in a Shoe Store!
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Slutty Young Hot Bitches Who Get Naked and Fuck for Free
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