I spent the night at an art show for elementary school kids….I figured it would be a good opportunity to seduce single moms a couple days before mother’s day, a time their depression of the decision of not aborting really sets in….Needless to say…mom’s, especially poor depressed moms, aren’t all that hot…even the ones you knew were daytime strippers were weak….thank god for masturbation.
I know it isn’t morning, but that’s what drinking does to you.
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