Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent all weekend sexting and it really isnt’ that gratifying…You know pretty much telemarketing bitches to send titty pics – investing hours into pretty much nothing but a picture…when all these whores are horny enough to fuck if you had enough energy to get off the couch…and enough energy to go make shitty conversation with shitty pussy you now have to fuck….

Here’s some morning links….cuz it’s still morning in the west coast

I Don’t Think I Have Ever Been as Happy as This – VIDEO

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Bikini Hockey League Will Be Like Lingerie Footbal League on Skates

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Free Cam Shows. Monday Doesn’t Have to Be Blue

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A Cat and Dog Story That Will Warm Your Cold Black Heart

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Annnnnnnd the Dock Just Got Torn Off – VIDEO

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Sarah Arnold is Sexy in Blue Latex

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Courtney Stodden is Cooking in a Bra

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Girl With Big Pussy Flaps Gives Herself a Shave

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Tweet Dreams: Paulina Gretzky’s Hottest Twitpics

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 14th, 2012