Candice Swanepoel is amazing….she could be wearing a fucking snow suit and still look like one of the hottest bitches in the world…at least in the modeling world…cuz I left the house this weekend and I’m not sure it’s my lack of sex or my low standards thanks to marrying a fat pile of shit…but I saw so much fuckable pussy on the streets…mainly in shorts…with long think legs, short thin legs, sheer tops and bikini tops…some looked like models….some looked like pornstars….some looked like average girls….all looked good enough for me to want to see me inside them…..proving that I like shorts….I like girls…and I especially like when they are thin and have that stamp of approval via a modeling contract like Candice Swanepoel so that I know I’m not just drunk and being desperate….