Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI last night, like any responsible mother would….she drove into a light pole…and I think she was just doing it for attention….cuz she’s amazing like that…
The truth is she has a lot of crackhead personality traits and I know this because she follows me on twitter, humors me when I ask her on dates, and bitch needs to be crazy to do that….but at the same time….is a friend to me…and someone I would love to marry with my tongue just to say I did….
I mean I’d let her drunk drive me into anything she wants to…I love her.
Here’s a recent twitter pic…
Here are some throwback pics of her at work….