It is Memorial Day in the USA….where you pretend to support your troops by having drunken BBQs on a Monday…in some heightened state of patriotism….So that means no one will be on the site today….luckily no one is ever on the site….I just do this for myself….like talking to my reflection in the mirror…only less rewarding cuz I don’t get to see myself jerking off back at me….
What I’m trying to say is everyday is a holday for me, where getting drunk or pissing on a flag, while trying to lure girls in bikinis could be an everyday thing…I just choose to Internet….pretty pathetic…but at least I do it drunk while looking at pics of girls in bikinis …it is almost as good as real life…if you’re lazy and/or socially awkward
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