The highlight of my day was not seeing Chloe Sevigny with a prosthetic dick….(scroll down)….it was when walking the dog…the hottest 19 year old…with amazing tits, in a tank top, cuz it is summer said hi to me like we were old friends…only I didn’t recognize her, or even react, cuz I was hungover, confused as to whether I knew her or not, or more importantly whether she was talking to me….knowing I definitely didn’t bang her cuz there would have been more herpes on her face and anger in her eyes….which proves…that I fail at all windows of opportunity…or more importantly…that I need to get out more often…cuz that is a weak highlight of a day…unless of course things take a turn and she tracks me down…leading to anal on a park bench….it could happen…if i decided to leave the house….follow my instagram – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER – to find out…..
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Mila Kunis Got Fat as Fuck
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25 Stanley Cup Hotties
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Venice Beach Treasure Chest Prank
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Chick Falling Off a Rope Swing
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Kate Moss Hot in Harper’s Bazaar
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Zhang Ziyi (That Karate Babe) is Caught Up in Some Sort of Prostitution Scandal
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This Shampoo Prank is Classic – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara Ruins An Upskirt Shot
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Katy Perry Better Not Ever Leave Her House Without Make Up Again
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This Little Girl Will Shut You and Your Car Down
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Hot Brunette Gets Herself Off
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy
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WTF Video of the Day
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18 Year Old Films Herself Naked
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25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties
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Self-Shot Video of Kelley Scarlett
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Coco Had a Nip Slip. there’s a Fucking Surprise
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Michelle Rodriguez On Why Nicole Kidman Won’t Win An Oscar For Pissing On Zac Efron
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Who Knew Darth Vader Had Such Great Tits
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse in her Black Dress
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Kim Kardashian Gets ‘Punk’d’ By Ashton Kutcher (VIDEO)
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I Wanna Marry Charlize Theron
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Gotta Love a Slutty Red Head
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Got Time For Some Asian Persuasian?
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More Crappy Mom-dom…Drunk Pregnant Woman Leaves Kid In Car To Get A Belly Ring
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Janessa and Ashley Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5: Porn & Sex Gifs To Rock Your World
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Ashley Tisdale, Just Because
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Alesha Dixon is Super Leggy
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Blonde Amateur is Super Sexy on Video
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Demi Lovato, Just Because
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Nutcase Doing Flips…
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Sofia Vergara Boring – Old – Sloppy – Upskirt
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Shaun White Banged Bar Refaeli
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Imogen Thomas Lets It All Hang Out In A Skimpy Bikini
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Selena Gomez Could Probably Handle 3 Guys At Once
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse Tittie Action – Complete with Stretch Marks…
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Now I Know Why This Bitch Wears Sunglasses. Great Tits.
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Arianny Celeste Big Fake Titties -> Get Arrested
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Fat Baby
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Epic Paintball Battle
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Holly Henderson is Ridiculous…
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Karmen Pedaru is Hot
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Nathalie Portman Looks Like Shit
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Amazing Cable Nudity
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Topless Bitch Named Rosie
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Action Girls Military Porn
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Rubber Ducky Fetish Porn
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Random Porn Vids To Jerk Off To
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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