I went out to a bar for the first time in months….I forgot to instagram the whores I was chatting up….I realized I’m pretty old and fat…but luckily the same gang of rejects is still doing the same thing…and are old and fat too…so together we stared at the new generation of fat titties on fatter chickss than when we were 20…cuz of the high fructose corn syrup….I didn’t see tits…but a lot of girls were in sheer tops with bra…solid fashion…
Here are some morning links….
Top 20 News Fails – VIDEO
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25 of the Biggest Party Animals in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Make a Dull Life a Little Bit Better
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Jesus Christ Dina Lohan is Going to Be on TV Again
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Hamster Plays Dead! Yes!
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I’ll Never Get Tried of Sophia Vergara’s Cleavage
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European Slut Rubs One Out
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Mary-Kate Olsen Is Now Dating Olivier Sarkozy
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