I am pretty bummed that the “Bath Salts” drug that turns you into a zombie is not actually bath salts….so here I am smoking this over the counter bath salt shit my wife got for her birthday….and I’m not turning into a fucking zombie…not that I want to be a zombie….but I have to be a zombie to go down on the bitch….cuz her vagina smells like death….and looks like death too…but I try not to dig that deep into her obesity to deal with that shit….
Here’s some morning links..
Call Me Crazy But I Don’t Think a Spray Tan is Supposed to Be Blue – VIDEO
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Lauren Tannehill Star Rising with Reported Maxim Photo Shoot
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Happy Day
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Two Headed Turtle, WTF – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen Is Totally On The Bad Shit Again
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Mila Kunis Didn’t Lose That Weight Yet
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19 Year Old Hottie Makes a Video for Her Boyrfriend
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30 Must-See Pictures of Charlize Theron
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