The TOWIE is some bullshit show from the UK that is officially called The Only Way is Essex…..and since I am not from the UK…I just have their queen on my money..in theory….but unfortunately for me…I don’t have money….so I really have no ties with the motherfuckers…but I do have ties with all bottom feeding attention seeking trash who pull their tits out of their shirts or bikinis to get a little attention…so here is one of the cows from that show – udders out.