Your new life philosophy should be less masturbating – more blowjobs…and everytime you go to masturbate, you instead put that effort into getting a blowjob, because interpersonal relationships, although bad for my non existent web traffic, are better for the soul than cumming all over your keyboard, you fucking loser….
Here are some links….
LOL Cat Video Starts Things Off – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Things That Exist: The Taxidermy Caticopter
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Okay Okay, Just ONE More Cat Video, I Promise
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It’s Lindsay Lohan In A Swimsuit As Elizabeth Taylor
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This Slut Stretches Out Her Vadge Lips
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Emma Roberts Makes It Rain For Photographer Tyler Shields
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