I just had a case of a self-fulfilling prophecy….sure it is probably not the first time I have predicted my miserable fate..but it is the first time that I write a tasteless joke and less than 12 hours later….it happens to me….
I made a joke about Lady Gaga gettting hit in the head yesterday, hoping she got Natasha Richardson-ed to put an end to her so the world would be a better place….
Last night, I was on a chair getting something off a self….only to fall head first into a cabinet…cuz the chair broke under my weight…..breaking my fall with the back of my head….full concussion but not into doctors for brain scans….cuz if I do have a brain bleed, even if deserved, it is probably meant to be….
Making me think Gaga is not just the devil’s music, or the devil’s creating, but is in fact the actual fucking devil….and she’s out to get me…unless this was Natasha Richardson’s doing….teaching me a lesson not to mock brain injury that kills…..
Seriously…what are the fucking chances….I don’t believe in coincidence….
Here are the stepLINKS….while I debate hosipital visits….and/or possibly die…
Denise Richards is Hot as Hell and I’m Glad She Got Dumped By Richie Sambora
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Just When We Thought Lindsay Lohan’s Careere Couldn’t Slide Down Any Further
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Robbers Choose The Wrong Store
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Naomi Campbell is Hot in Antidote Magazine
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NBA Finals Dance Team Showdown
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We’re Gonna Be Seeing More of Sexy “Chuck” Star Yvonne Strahovski
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Masuimi Max Is A Sexy Badass
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Naomi Campbell is Still WOW
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Some Funny Office Porn Bloopers
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Take a Peek at This Sexy Babe in the Shower
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Gold Diggers of the Worls, Salute Vanessa Bryant!
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Free Cam Show Excellence! Yeah!
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This Oversized Dildo Turned Her Into a Squirter
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NBA Finals Dance Team Showdown: Thunder vs. Heat
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Leanna Decker is Sexy on Video
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Charlize Theron is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Carissa is a Crack Whore
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WTF Video of the Day
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Rosie Huntington Whitley is See Through
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Carrie Underwood Wants Us to Know She Loves the Gays
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Tanorexic Mom Update!
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Malin Akerman is Pokies
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Kaye Highes is Super Sexy
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Playing With the Sun and the Moon
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George Zimmerman’s Wife Arrested On Perjury Charges
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And Now Some Lesbian Shower Fun
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Brian McKnight Working On New Video For The YouPorn Anthem!
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Ashley Olsen, Just Because
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Miranda Kerr is Tasty as Always
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Blondie Gets Herself Off With a Dildo – VIDEO
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Kate Moss is Braless
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Charlize Theron is a Class Act
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Fail Compilation for June
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Selena Gomez is Hot in Elle
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Most Impressive Athlete Talents Ever
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Honking at the Ladies Gag
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Pipa Vanlencia Rolls Around Half Naked. Gives Me Wood
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Salma Hayek And Her Incredible Bouncy Tits
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Rihanna Walks Around Topless In NYC
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Malin Akerman Doubles The Pleasure. Nips Out And Camel Toe
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Crazy Action Sports
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Jessica Perez Hot in a Bikini for SI
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Deena Cortese in Her Fat Chick Bikini
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Elin Nordegren in a Bikini
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Some Bitch Named Jorgie Porter You Will Want to Fuck
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Gabrielle Union Rockin’ a Black Bikini
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Katy Perry Ass Flasher
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More Rihanna in her Sheer Top
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Erin Andrews Hot Fake Tits in Her Bikini
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Seducing the Cable Guy
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