I am a huge Elvis fan and love everything he has done – except maybe Lisa Marie Presley – but from Heart Break Hotel to the fat years, he is some cool as fuck shit that despite the white trash that is hoooked on him in their trailer park homes, embodies cool…
So it is only natural as a fan of Elvis, to want to jerk off to his granddaughter he never met, Riley Keough’s tits in a vintage looking bikini for Vanity Fair…
Sure she’ll always be in his shadow of greatness, and she’ll always be known as Elvis’ relative, but the one thing she’s got that he doesn’t is life….but more importantly tits…except maybe in the fat years…