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Michelle Hunziker is a reminder to all you fat, lazy moms who pretend you can’t get fit cuz you have a conspiracy with your girlfriends that I witness in coffee shops across North America, with your baby carriage in tow, and your piece of cake and 800 calorie frozen drink in hand, wearing workout gear pretending you’re trying to get fit and shed the pounds, when really just getting fatter and fatter….cuz work out gear may make you feel better about being a lazy fucking pig, you know maybe people won’t judge and will instead think “Oh she works out, let her eat that donut without staring in disgust”….but I know the truth…I know you can lose the baby weight…and that you’re just fucking lazy…..and your husband hates you for it…and Michelle Hunziker discounts any bullshit your overeating ass uses as an excuse….she’s a mom with a toned stomach…I’m in love.