There has been so much nudity on the site today, I figure why not celebrate along with this picture Sara Jean Underwood just posted to Twitter celebrating, what I can only assume is all the nudity today….I figure she is the perfect canditate to promote nudity as someone who launched her career and celebity getting naked for Playboy….but decided that those days were behind her….only to not get naked ever again…but to instead host shitty shows about nerd shit….but the good news is that once a whore, always a whore, and while she tries this mainstream shit…. I’ll just cross reference all her nude pics, you know sizing up her vagina lips, because I can …..it is just a matter of time before she gets back into pornography….we’ll just call these years the detour….every whore needs down time from whoring…otherwise their vaginas would explode….
Here’s the party pic for the virgin losers who love this bitch, even though she’s wronged them by turning her back on nudity…even though that’s kinda her fucking thing.