Miranda Kerr is today’s hot mom in a bikini body to remind you as you stare at your wife’s gut in the backyard tanning this weekend as she drinks a beer, that she’s wronged you, lied to you, and is in turn ruining your life by telling herself it is ok to let herself go because she’s not getting paid 10 million a year to show off her body….when in reality…it is never ok to let yourself go…you lazy fucking pig who needs to stop the processed food, fast food, sweets and carbs cuz that’s why you are a fucking fatty, hit the fucking gym even if you’re tired cuz you’re poor, a mom of 4, and stop the fucking potato chips…..cuz every human can be built like Miranda Kerr, it just takes work, work you’re wife won’t put it, even though she expects you to work to pay the mortgage and give her the good life…..This lie has to fucking end.