I spent my night trying to convince a girl to send me nudes…what a waste of fucking time…she said she didn’t have what it takes….I said all you need is a mirror, a spread eagle stance and your phone….I woulda been better off spending my energy fucking with drunk girls and their genitals in person…but that would go against trying to meet my next wife on facebook…
All I do is write romance novels…and love songs….
Here are some morning links….
Microsoft Presentaion FAIL – Video
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This Falcons Cheerleading Babe is Also An Olympian or Something
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Free Cam Shows! Happy Friday
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This One is Titled Whore on a Horse
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Highest Wingsuit Jump Ever Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Poses Naked Behind Balloons
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Slutty Blonde Gets Nailed With a Strap On
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The 10 Sexiest Female Skateboarders
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