Melissa Satta is a 26 year old Italian-Amrican model, TV presenter and actress, at least that is what she wrote in her bio, because I’ve never heard of the bitch…..and the reality is, you should see the number of girls I talk to her are “models” just because some low level photographer gives them 50 bucks to take nude pics of them…or because they were hired to give out samples at a music festival…or because they are signed to some shitty agency that doesn’t get them work but that gives them a stamp of approval even if they are the fourth fucking string….
The world is filled with hot girls and the real hot ones tend to be the ones who don’t call themselves models, tv presenters and actresses…..
The reality is that she left America for Italy to break into the scene, it is easier to do MTV Italy than doing MTV where she’d stand no chance, then she banged some footballers, or soccer players to Americans, got into the media, and now she matters….
That hustle can also be considered sleeping her way to relevance, or prostitution, only instead of 100 dollars an hour, she gets in the media….
And who really cares, because at least she’s taken the time to get some implants to make her irrelevance a little less irrelevant….
You see, cuz I like tits.