Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went out drinking and fell in love at least 10 times. Sure everyone was at least a decade younger than me, but that’s what made them worth wanting to damage, if I didn’t fear that they were already damaged and rocking herpes….My favorite of the night was the hot girl who was fighting with her skirt against the wind, who ended up flashing me her ass, in a way that was probably an accident, but enough for me to pretend she did it for me as a tease or invitation to play out some rape fantasies that I didn’t play out cuz I am impotent….I’ve failed as a man and I must bang fat chicks to punish myself.

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Russian Flash Mob! Why Not? – VIDEO

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NFL Cheerleader Tryouts: 100 Hottest Photos

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WTF Photo of the Day

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Kris Humphries Got His Rebound From Kim Kardashian Pregnant Like A Genius

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This is Why You Should Involve Your Kids in Music

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The 15 Hottest Damsels In Distress In Movies

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Free Cam Shows Will Make Friday the Best It Can Be (NSFW)

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She May Get Her Fist Stuck Up There (NSFW)

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 6th, 2012