Kelly Brook is a hit or miss as far as I’m concerned, sure she’s got fat tits, but who fucking cares about fat tits when they come with a fat ass, an ass so fat that the bitch is wearing a fat lady bikini bottom, you know the kind with a built in skirt that little kids wear, because it balances out their fatness. I get that when it comes to Kelly Brook, a topless model in her 30s who has been at this topless modeling thing for over a decade, who finally made it last year and decided to abort her kid when she was pregnant to really milk the opportunity, probably should have cut her losses and had the kid, cuz when she’s not photohopped to shit, she’s dumpy as shit, and that makes me want to take a shit.