My friend took me to a movie last night because it was cheap night and we are ghetto, and we made the mistake of seeing Savages, where Blake Lively played an average looking chick two drug dealing guys shared cuz they were closet cases, who I wanted to see die the entire time, and only laughed when she found out she got raped….but people were laughing at all the bad jokes and loving it….inspiring me to start dumbing shit down….because really you’re all a bunch of fucking retards and I want a private jet…
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