I should be sitting by pools, sipping cocktails, in 5 star hotels withhot bitches in bikinis who smell like candy, or baked good, instead I’m being sweat on my wife who takes up a huge percentage of our sofa, smells like she’s been dead for months, but who isn’t dead, cuz I’m not that lucky….
My life would be better in a prison camp getting raped….and that’s not because I like being raped..despite popular belief – at least based on fan mail like this that I get from fat lesbians:
a sad fat closeted man who spends his life making a shitty website dedicated to judging women’s bodies
It’s that I really don’t like whatever is going on here..
Here are the stepLINKS…I need to get drunk…
Karolina Kurkova Serious Amazing Ass Flash
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I’d Like to Bang Kellan Lutz’s Beard I Mean Girlfriend
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15 Best Pics from ESPN Body Issue
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History of ROck and Roll in Riffs
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50 Books You Should Read Before You Die…If You Can Read
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot Tub Bikini Pictures
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Kris Jenner Is Queen Whore
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Sexy Teen Has to Strip and Do Push ups After she Loses Bet (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Teresa Ganzel is the Hot Slut of the Day
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Meet Rita G (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little More Bearable (NSFW)
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20 Hottest Photos Of Alena Blohm
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The Time The Gorgeous Barbi Twins And Ron Jeremy Almost Stopped A Crazed Killer
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Tawnie is one Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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Amateur Shows Her Tits on the Webcam
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Paulina Gretzky Will Feature in Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups 2
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Nyiama Ran Taking a Shower (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga See Through and Lip Slip in LA! (NSFW)
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Baby Kittens to Warm Your Cold Black Heart – VIDEO
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TRANSFORMING FROM GYMNAST TO STRIPPER
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Maria Fowlers Miniskirt Rips To Reveal Her Bare Ass (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Walsh
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Bikini-Clad Elle Macpherson Munches On Sea Urchins — Fresh Out Of Water! (PHOTOS)
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Rachel Bilson is Still Looking Bangable
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Caprice is the Stuff Dreams Are Made of
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Girls in Cars – GALLERY (NSFW)
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What You Know About It?: “Incest” India’s Ugly Secret Spills Out In New Series Of Cases! [Video]
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She’s Got Some Long Ass Nipples (NSFW)
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These Sluts Are NOt Camera Shy
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Piano Playing Like You’ve Never Seen On Foreign Reality TV (NSFW)
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WTF is This Chick Wearing
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Sylvie van der Vaart Relaxes Poolside in Marbella, Spain
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Watch Out, She’s a Squirter (NSFW)
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Did Sofia Vergara Almost Marry Tom Cruise Before He Met Katie Holmes?
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Lea Michele is a Dude for Candies
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Some Funny Rap Impersonations
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Danielle Sharp Titties for Some Magazine
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Possible KIm Kardashian Nudes
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Jessica Alba Bikini
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Victoria Pendleton in Her Underwear
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Christine Lakin See Through
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Elizabeth Olsen See Through
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Maria Menounos Cleavage
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Kelly Brook Fatness
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Minka Kelly Booty
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Training Wife to be a Good Lover
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Random Porn Videos
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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