It is hard to seduce girls on the internet by sending them love songs by Shakira like “Underneath your clothes”….and “I can’t make you love me”….when you’ve never met them in real life, when you have no mutual friends with them, and when you’re wearing a mask and your website is called DrunkenStepfather.com.
I really shot myself in the dick in terms of the seduction train by making this life choice…
Here are some morning links…
Aries Spears Impersonating Snoop Dogg anmd DMX is Too Fucking Funny – VIDEO
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The 15 Sexiest Shots of Every Woman in the New ESPN Body Issue
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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Anchor Woman Brainfart – VIDEO
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If I Had to Guess Ambver Rose’s Addiction I Would Say Eating, But Hey What Do I Know
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Free Cam Shows For Some Thursday Thunder (NSFW)
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Frisky teen plays with her virgin self (NSFW)
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20 Worst Church Sign Fails
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Jenna B is Super Sexy
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