Rihanna’s grandmother died a few weeks ago and no one cared because people who sell their souls to the fucking devil deserve far worse than just having their old grannies die long after her time here was done…..
So Rihanna, being the good, rich starlet who doesn’t deserve to be a star, did the right thing and made her way back home for a little tubing behind a boat action, cuz when you’re in the Caribbean, you gotta live like you’re not from the Caribbean, but as a fat, white, rich family would live, cuz that’s when you know you’ve made it in life, even in these sad times you’re too busy worrying about yourself in, you fucking pig of a human…