So South African’s don’t appreciate my love for Candice Swanepoels hot fit body, especially when I express that love at the expense of South Africa….focusing on their AIDS rate….cuz I got this email:
Love your site but as a South African I have to ask you to stop disrespecting Candice. Every second post is about her which is fine but then we have to hear the same old shit again and again, HIV this HIV that, its getting old bro. Everyone knows you’re an obese American fuck chowing on his McD’s and masturbating on his keyboard, now that’s generalization for you. Go read a fucking encyclopedia before you open your fat lips again.
Now, I realize that there are rich people in South Africa, that it is a developed nation, with a strong Diamond and Coal industry. I know that South Africa is filled with hot women who are all capable of being the next Candice Swanepoel, I know there is rich tourism, that Richard Branson has his hand in it, that there are Jews running shit….But that’s not as fun as focusing on the High AIDS rate that I’d love to lick of Candice Swanepoel’s inner thigh while one of her slaves wipes the sweat off my brow before being chased by fucking lions into a tribal hut made of feces….where cannibals try to attack us and rape her…because that’s the South Africa in my head and I like it better than real South Africa….