Lara Bingle is some cunt who I was randomly following on instagram and who ignores all my love notes I leave as comments on her pictures who I ended up googling to discover she’s some Australian reality show star who really doesn’t matter in the rest of the world, but since women live in a fucking bubble that is their immediate surroundings, probably thinks she really fucking matters, and thus behaves accordingly….which is just fucking annoying and makes me hate her, even when staring at her topless pics in GQ Australia…..